Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Briz in the Hood

Sorry this sucks…but at least I updated. (more to come)

The other day I was walking around outside and I just started thinking about how great hoods are. I’m not talking about your neighborhood, the tough dude down the street or some guy that steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I’m talking about hoods…as in a “hooded” sweatshirt. Now that we’ve got that straight…here are my top 10 great things about Hoods.

10. They keep your ears warm.
9. They help block out all the noise around you.
8. They hide you from people you do not want to see or talk to.
7. They are an extra pocket to carry cool stuff in.
6. They provide entertainment such as pulling the drawstrings as tight as possible so that the hood swallows your face.
5. They keep you dry.
4. They make it easy to grab a hold of the person walking in front of you.
3. You can be in a room full of people…put your hood up and suddenly you are alone in the room and isolated from the world.
2. Nothing sounds cooler than rain landing on the hood of a rain jacket.
1. They allow you to make awesome Ob-Wan Kenobi impersonations…”These are not the droids you are looking for.”

3 Comments:

At 9:07 AM, Blogger forrestdavy said...

Based on your list it sounds like you enjoy isolation (9,8,6,3) and maybe you have some deep rooted issues. It is okay Brian if you have agoraphobia, let us know. Your friends are here to help.

 
At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is officially dead. Please change the name to "dust in the wind dude"

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, why is the name of your blog "the 1013"?

 

Post a Comment

<< Home