Fun With Bananas

Yesterday my buddy Dave was eating a banana (insert joke here). I started thinking about how people always say that bananas are really slippery. But what evidence do we really have for this? The only time that I have ever seen someone slip and fall on a banana is on a cartoon. So needless to say, Dave and I decided that we needed to test this theory. We took his banana peel outside and threw it on the ground. I got a head start then proceeded to walk and step on the banana peel. And let me tell you something...it is very slippery. In fact I almost fell both times that I conducted my experiment....as did Dave. Therefore, I have concluded after much research and experimentation that cartoons are correct...banana peels are very slippery.

I have to say that I am very excited about this discovery. I envision weeks and weeks of fun dropping banana peels to watch people slip and fall. Yes...I am easily entertained.

One more thing...do NOT try to pass me on the road when I am driving. I will be carrying banana peels with me at all times and I WILL wreck your ass...Mario Kart style!!