I'm So Funny

From a conversation the other day:
(some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty)

Barry: Do you know anything about GMU?
Dave: Not really, but Tiffany went to GMU and was a history major.
Jenna: I love history.
Barry: I hate history. There's just too much information.
Brian: That's why they call it "history." If there wasn't much information they would just call it "yesterday."